1. "People run from rain but
    sit
    in bathtubs full of
    water."
    — 

    Charles Bukowski

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via coolestpriest)

    (Source: cachaemic, via fourbet)

     


  2. officialbaio:

    Estudiar….

    estud…

    est…

    es…

    e…

    d…

    dor…

    dorm…

    dormir.

    (via catybugg14)

     

  3. (Source: edating, via unfollovving)

     


  4. unclefather:

    when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

    image

    (via unfollovving)

     


  5. paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

    I just belted every word

    (Source: kfcproblems, via itsafortunecookiemoment)

     


  6. i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

    (Source: squidwurd, via unfollovving)

     


  7. christian-glibertarian:

    "Manwhore" is attacking a man for saying "yes."

    "Gay" is attacking a man for saying "no."

    And “asshole” is attacking him for calling you on it.

    If you thought that sounded whiny, that’s what the average feminism post looks like. You’re always going to face criticism in your life. Deal with it like a grown up.

    (via libertarian-dharma-initiative)

     

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  9. caskett-copop83:

    This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

    Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

    image

    It’s so freaking cute.

    (via paullwalkers)

     

  10. vanconcastiel:

    eridan-amporadorable:

    neurologically:

    deanspelvis:

    milesjai:

    madlori:

    leogursky:

    Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

    Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

    The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

    image

    (Source)

    Watch till the end.  Trust me.

    Someone give this man an award. 

    He literally just slayed their assholes open wow

    Watch how uncomfortable the people in the background get when the speech turns around. They were probably agreeing with everything he had said up until then.

    Give this man a gold medal to go along with those cast-iron balls.

    DAMN

    (Source: thesecretaryofnagriculture, via spitandcoffee)